i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone
whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
I love my doges 🐶🐶💕
THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE
These little wars are no more than a scuffle of children before what is to come … soon comes the cold, and the night that never ends — unless true men find the courage to fight it. Men whose hearts are fire.
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
Fight the Dead. Fear the Living. Kill the Everything.